Hi guys…
I enjoyed my whole day with watching movie. I revised the movie 3 Idiots and Lage Raho Munna Bhai. The common in both the films are their director and producer.
Well guys, do you know Santa and Banta? Yes, they are the funniest part of the jokes related to Sardar. I am sharing some jokes with you.
Boss: Where were you born?
Santa: Punjab.
Boss: which part?
Santa: Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab.
Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Santa: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa: Can’t you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer: When is your birthday?
Santa: 13th Oct.
Interviewer: which year?
Santa: Oye Ullu ke patte: Every year.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Banta: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Santa: Dont worry, I have one more